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Christmas Crackers - 7 festive energy saving jokes

Posted by Jason Ramsdale on 16 December 2015 at 11:15 am

I stole solar panels off my neighbours’ roof this morning.

It was daylight robbery.

 

Wind turbines.

I'm a big fan.

 

Many scientists agree the only way to solve the planet's worsening energy crisis is for the whole world to convert to solar power.

That's not going to happen overnight.

 

Energy saving lightbulbs… what a load of rubbish.

After fitting one I was just as tired as when I fit a normal one.

 

My grandma went to see our local MP at his home today.

"Would you mind if I come in?" She asked,

"Do you have a problem I can help you with?" He responded,

She replies, "I'm freezing, and you’re the only person I know who can afford to put the central heating on."

 

There was a protest by about the impact of Wind Farms on the countryside.

Well I think they are right! It is extremely cruel to Farm Wind, it should be allowed to roam free just as nature intended.

 

How many climate change sceptics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It’s too early to say if the lightbulb needs changing.

 

Merry Christmas  :)

 

Jokes courtesy of [Warning not work safe and often highly offensive] sickipedia.org.

Image: Cartoon Free America

 

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